Wednesday, January 2, 2008

My ears were chapped

New years, 2008, already the second day!
As one of my new years resolutions, i planned on taking better care of myself. Well, i am assless, and since eating takes too long for me, i figured, why not gain muscles? so after hours of looking up on the internet for leg exercises for my long skinny legs, i found 2 of them: squats and running. i got in bed with my mom and told her my ideas, only to have them put down by her. so i try lifting weights using beans, and again, she puts me down! So i have a burst of anger and decide to throw the beans on the ground, resulting in the bag bursting open and beans spilling everywhere. Wanting to cool off, i go outside to run around the block, forgetting the fact that it was 28 degrees and i was only wearing a hoodie and a short sleeve shirt. I made it up the hill which afterwards felt like the top of fuckin mount everest. A cold wind starts to blow to the point where im almost pushed back, then my ear started burning! i finally ran back down the hill
and ran up to the house and i thought i was gonna die. My ears were frostbitten, and my asthma started to kick in which made me realize, i am VERY out of shape!

So tommorrow im gonna do the same thing. After i finally unthawed in a hot bath, i did 50 squats. Commitment is a muthafucka.

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