MY LONG LOST TWIN!!!!!
http://www.bossip.com/wp-content/uploads/muffy.jpg
Her name is muffy (shit, she even got my mom-given nickname, too)
I was on Bossip.com looking through the "new music" or whatever it is section, and i found this chick who (with some light eyeshadow) looks EXACTLY like me, which is creepy, and she lives here(atlanta) which is also strange. Here is her myspace page.
!!!!!!!!! so i would look better with light eye shadow. And no, she (and i) are not asian. That song is horrid, though. But i can get with that chorus!!!!!"he gives me all his mon-ney!!!" YAAAAAY!
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
CHURCH!!!!!!!!!
To all of my slackers, lazy people, stubborn, feel-like-you-have-better-thingz-to-do people: Here is my video! This is the anthem of my sophmore year in high school.
The Animated version of "throw some d's" by soulja boy before he was a top ringtone seller!!!!!
Made by some dude.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! COLLEGE IS NOT FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
The Animated version of "throw some d's" by soulja boy before he was a top ringtone seller!!!!!
Made by some dude.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! COLLEGE IS NOT FOR MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Is that who i think it is?
I was looking through different gossip websites, mainly bossip, and i was tired of looking at the same things every day, so i wanted to go somewhere different. Well, i was looking at Ozone.com and found a picture of a cute looking boy, then i maximized it, and it was soulja boy on the cover of Ozone Magazine. To the side are most of the artists on collipark's label. Then i notice a name all too familiar:
What in the hell?
Just when i thought that those "flavor of love" chicks were the only ones getting publicity, but i guess i thought wrong.
Maybe someone else is using the name "midget mac"....
That would be another evolutionary step in hip-hop. First, we had that midget from the "geto boys".. Now anotha reality t.v. reject?
I gotta give him his props though; mad love 4 the dude after his wife died, and he has children so, get ya hustle on!
What in the hell?
Just when i thought that those "flavor of love" chicks were the only ones getting publicity, but i guess i thought wrong.
Maybe someone else is using the name "midget mac"....
That would be another evolutionary step in hip-hop. First, we had that midget from the "geto boys".. Now anotha reality t.v. reject?
I gotta give him his props though; mad love 4 the dude after his wife died, and he has children so, get ya hustle on!
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
a WTF moment part 1.
Here is an intresting vid i found on youtube while searching for excersizes for my small..."problem"
Now, where do i start with this video?
lets talk about how first of all, every damn girl in this video looks like an extra in a "Bollywood" video. Ok, so then she starts, and she actually DOES it- IT, i mean, WOW.
Second, what the fuck is up with the casual "glutes" voice over which replaces "boots" throughout the whole song, and what kills me is how at 1:01 she starts to do her "video ho" dance. I mean, what channel of paid programming access was this on? I could just imagine the amount of male perversion watching this video, as stated by "cocodous" from youtube:
cocodous (11 months ago)
danm ma, when can i start picture me & u doing that shit
Or by....
ewjomega(8 months ago)
I'm in love
See what i mean? I'll let you decide. Comment please:)
Now, where do i start with this video?
lets talk about how first of all, every damn girl in this video looks like an extra in a "Bollywood" video. Ok, so then she starts, and she actually DOES it- IT, i mean, WOW.
Second, what the fuck is up with the casual "glutes" voice over which replaces "boots" throughout the whole song, and what kills me is how at 1:01 she starts to do her "video ho" dance. I mean, what channel of paid programming access was this on? I could just imagine the amount of male perversion watching this video, as stated by "cocodous" from youtube:
cocodous (11 months ago)
danm ma, when can i start picture me & u doing that shit
Or by....
ewjomega(8 months ago)
I'm in love
See what i mean? I'll let you decide. Comment please:)
My Rant #1
It's not fair anymore nor is it funny- seriously!
But maybe i should just accept it- im fugly
yes, i am fugly. I dont know what that guy sees in me, but when i look in the mirror what do i see? A long and skinny chimp. That's right, a chimp. I have nappy hair, a big head, big pokeylips, and to make it even worse, im super skinny and my legs are super long, Oh yeah, just because i'll be walking around school thinking im da shit, i take one look at a full length mirror and see myself and that will ruin my whole day! Valentines day is coming up and even the fuglyer girls have bf's and i dont and i dont know what the fuck is up with that, really, i mean, this really fat white girl going out with this 2 feet tall black guy whos's shorter than me??????
And to make matters even worse i cant even attract the people i want to attract because they dont like skinny girls like me, and people are like "why dont you have a bf, why are you so quiet, blah blah blah" it's because they're ot INTRESTED in me!!!!!!!!!!!11 ad i dont have a good personality either cuz i dont like people all that much and i DONT like to be bothered. Like, im nothing special, i dont stick out, the only way i will ever stick out in a group of my friends is the fact that im TALLER than them!!!!Like, when im at a concert, and people think that the guys perfroming will "see" you outof all those other screaming girls? what makes ME special? im not special, hell, those modeling agencies dont even see anything in me! And now i dont even like to go out by myself or with my family because i look even MORE awkward, and then im supposed to be moving back to Atlanta soon- oh LAWD!! The girls there are like me, ok, but the ones that get all the hot guys are....NOT DAMMIT.
And to all you suck ass bitch asss hoes stupid pussy face muthafuckas who think just because im black, that i should not look this way, it's because I WAS NOT RAISED LIKE ALL THE OTHER BLACK KIDS!!!!!!!! MY MOM DID NOT FORCE ME TO EAT THAT FOOD NOR DID MY DAD!!! EVERY TIME WE HAD THAT STUFF I WOULD EAT BU EATING THE SAME THING OVER AGAIN MAKES ME DISLIKE THE FOOD EVEN MORE AND WHEN I WOULD TELL THEM THAT I WAS HUNGRY, THEY WOULD NOT FEED ME BECAUSE I WAS EITHER THAT OR NOTHING!!!!!!!! AND I CANT GAIN THE WEIGHT BACK BECAUSE MY METABOLISM IS TOO FAST AND I CANT JUST EAT AND DO EVERYTHING THAT PEOPLE WANT ME TO DO ITS LIKE SHUT UUP!!!!"YOU NEED TO EAT" YOU NEED TO GET A FUCKIN CLUE AND GROW UP AND EXPERIANCE LIFE, JUST BECAUSE EVERYBODY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE YO UGLY NASTY GREASY ASS DOESNT MEAN THAT ITS A BAD THING, IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY I LOOK, THEN FUCK YOU, BITCH, DONT LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU ALL, YOU NEED TO GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!! IM JUST GONNA SPEND ANOTHER FUCKIN YEAR OF VALENTINE'S DAY BY MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
all by myself....
But maybe i should just accept it- im fugly
yes, i am fugly. I dont know what that guy sees in me, but when i look in the mirror what do i see? A long and skinny chimp. That's right, a chimp. I have nappy hair, a big head, big pokeylips, and to make it even worse, im super skinny and my legs are super long, Oh yeah, just because i'll be walking around school thinking im da shit, i take one look at a full length mirror and see myself and that will ruin my whole day! Valentines day is coming up and even the fuglyer girls have bf's and i dont and i dont know what the fuck is up with that, really, i mean, this really fat white girl going out with this 2 feet tall black guy whos's shorter than me??????
And to make matters even worse i cant even attract the people i want to attract because they dont like skinny girls like me, and people are like "why dont you have a bf, why are you so quiet, blah blah blah" it's because they're ot INTRESTED in me!!!!!!!!!!!11 ad i dont have a good personality either cuz i dont like people all that much and i DONT like to be bothered. Like, im nothing special, i dont stick out, the only way i will ever stick out in a group of my friends is the fact that im TALLER than them!!!!Like, when im at a concert, and people think that the guys perfroming will "see" you outof all those other screaming girls? what makes ME special? im not special, hell, those modeling agencies dont even see anything in me! And now i dont even like to go out by myself or with my family because i look even MORE awkward, and then im supposed to be moving back to Atlanta soon- oh LAWD!! The girls there are like me, ok, but the ones that get all the hot guys are....NOT DAMMIT.
And to all you suck ass bitch asss hoes stupid pussy face muthafuckas who think just because im black, that i should not look this way, it's because I WAS NOT RAISED LIKE ALL THE OTHER BLACK KIDS!!!!!!!! MY MOM DID NOT FORCE ME TO EAT THAT FOOD NOR DID MY DAD!!! EVERY TIME WE HAD THAT STUFF I WOULD EAT BU EATING THE SAME THING OVER AGAIN MAKES ME DISLIKE THE FOOD EVEN MORE AND WHEN I WOULD TELL THEM THAT I WAS HUNGRY, THEY WOULD NOT FEED ME BECAUSE I WAS EITHER THAT OR NOTHING!!!!!!!! AND I CANT GAIN THE WEIGHT BACK BECAUSE MY METABOLISM IS TOO FAST AND I CANT JUST EAT AND DO EVERYTHING THAT PEOPLE WANT ME TO DO ITS LIKE SHUT UUP!!!!"YOU NEED TO EAT" YOU NEED TO GET A FUCKIN CLUE AND GROW UP AND EXPERIANCE LIFE, JUST BECAUSE EVERYBODY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE YO UGLY NASTY GREASY ASS DOESNT MEAN THAT ITS A BAD THING, IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY I LOOK, THEN FUCK YOU, BITCH, DONT LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU ALL, YOU NEED TO GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!! IM JUST GONNA SPEND ANOTHER FUCKIN YEAR OF VALENTINE'S DAY BY MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
all by myself....
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Soak-in-my-sorrows day
Guess what all my lovey-dovey kiss kiss people?
Valentines day is almost here. But for me, it's considered soak-in-my sorrows day. Every year since middle school, i've had to watch other people get loved up by they're significant other. From exchanging gifts to slopping each other up in the hallways to buying each other clothes and holding hands. Life is fucking retarded. It seems like if you dont have the right look or personality nobody's gonna want you. Im not that type of "open" person where i just talk to everyone, i dont know you- you dont know me. Let's keep it at that, but maybe that's what people want. Maybe i should just be someone im not, maybe i should just stick my noses in shit i dont care about. Chea right.
Valentine's day is the most overhyped day ever.
Aside from the gift exchanging, spit exchanging, and STD exchanging, im probably the only person on the face of this earth that feels sorry for some couples. A fine-ass dude gets with an ugly-ass girl ??????????????!!!!!. But he acts like she is just heaven on earth. What's even worse is that i have to watch ugly redneck couples feel on each other too, it gets annoying. Walking down the hallway to get to your next class to find an ugly redneck girl with bad teeth, hair, and is most likely 1 year older than everyone holding hands with some big-john dude who looks like he is a decendant of whiskey makers in the Appalacian mountains blocking the damn hallway!!
Here's the only positive- When a guy you really like has had a girlfriend for sometime, and on valentines day, acts like she doesn't exist. YES!!! 1 point for me!!! that makes my whole day right there. I know it sounds mean, but fuck it- life is mean. Big ups to soak-in-my-sorrows day- just like christmas.
Valentines day is almost here. But for me, it's considered soak-in-my sorrows day. Every year since middle school, i've had to watch other people get loved up by they're significant other. From exchanging gifts to slopping each other up in the hallways to buying each other clothes and holding hands. Life is fucking retarded. It seems like if you dont have the right look or personality nobody's gonna want you. Im not that type of "open" person where i just talk to everyone, i dont know you- you dont know me. Let's keep it at that, but maybe that's what people want. Maybe i should just be someone im not, maybe i should just stick my noses in shit i dont care about. Chea right.
Valentine's day is the most overhyped day ever.
Aside from the gift exchanging, spit exchanging, and STD exchanging, im probably the only person on the face of this earth that feels sorry for some couples. A fine-ass dude gets with an ugly-ass girl ??????????????!!!!!. But he acts like she is just heaven on earth. What's even worse is that i have to watch ugly redneck couples feel on each other too, it gets annoying. Walking down the hallway to get to your next class to find an ugly redneck girl with bad teeth, hair, and is most likely 1 year older than everyone holding hands with some big-john dude who looks like he is a decendant of whiskey makers in the Appalacian mountains blocking the damn hallway!!
Here's the only positive- When a guy you really like has had a girlfriend for sometime, and on valentines day, acts like she doesn't exist. YES!!! 1 point for me!!! that makes my whole day right there. I know it sounds mean, but fuck it- life is mean. Big ups to soak-in-my-sorrows day- just like christmas.
2008- the new 2001
Lets review 2001: I moved out of my house that i had lived in since 1993, i move all over atlanta, finally settling in a bootleg apartment in norcross, go to a kiss-ass school and acted a fool,
911, Aaliyah dies, lame ass economy, lame- ass year.
Now let's review 2008- Unable to locate my friends around school, the music industry (mainly hip-hop) is suffering, the earth is fucked up, im still stuck in Broken down-bus GA since 2004.
i cant find my mp3 player. Im not gonna be happy for a while.
This is my second post. I dont know what to do here people. My life is falling apart.
911, Aaliyah dies, lame ass economy, lame- ass year.
Now let's review 2008- Unable to locate my friends around school, the music industry (mainly hip-hop) is suffering, the earth is fucked up, im still stuck in Broken down-bus GA since 2004.
i cant find my mp3 player. Im not gonna be happy for a while.
This is my second post. I dont know what to do here people. My life is falling apart.
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